Happy second year Anniversary to my boyfriend Matthew!
Two years already and you haven’t killed me? You deserve a cookie! Your still alive too so, consider yourself lucky.
I love you even though you piss me the fuck off 99.7% of the time. Okay, I’m no cake-walk myself. Kudos to the both of us for making it another year!
Love your ever so frustrating, annoying, obnoxious, complicated?, “can’t believe I haven’t strangled her yet”, girlfriend