Mea Culpa

If I ever adopted a kid like my new fun friend A. did, her first words, perhaps with a beautiful French or Spanish accent, would more than likely be “FUCK” and/or “MOTHERFUCKER!” Then I might teach her a few words about American food, like “Twizzlers” and maybe “Diet Coke.” I would rarely make her go to bed and I would let her run naked whenever she desired. If she wanted to go outside without a coat in the winter I would be fine with that. Sometimes I suck at being a mom. I mean I REALLY SUCK. I believe God…

Best way to unlock iphone 11

It’s really irritating when you realize that your iPhone 11 is locked on a particular network. When you travel to another country, your phone becomes useless – you cannot use a foreign SIM card. If your iPhone 11 is locked on a network and you want to switch to another provider, you’re in luck. Fortunately, there are a few simple ways to unlock your iPhone 11 with free unlock codes. In this article, we will review and explain websites that offer different free unlock codes for iPhone 11. Read more and find out how to use four iPhone 11 sites…

Stuff I Never Learned . .

Girls are supposed to learn certain stuff from their mothers. However, my mother had no girlfriends, really, and she didn’t do a lot of typical girl stuff. She was pretty controlling and demanding, sort of what you normally expect from the stereotypical American father. There are a lot of blank spaces in my training manual. Once, she did tell me that if she died I would have to do her make-up before the funeral, that no one else would know how she liked it. I was about nine at the time. I sometimes watched the paint sessions, while she sat…