And so it begins…

Sometimes I forget that my daughter is nearly a teenager. She’ll do something really obnoxious and I will sit there and wonder “what the hell is going on with her!!??” Oh, that’s right……she’s 12. *********************************************************************** My daughter did not inherit my cleaning genes. I usually just keep her bedroom door closed and pretend it doesn’t exist, but about once a month I’ll have her really clean it. This weekend I asked her to clean her room. It was pretty bad. About an hour later, I found her sitting on the couch watching iCarly and I peeked in her room. Yep….still…

35 – the year everything was ok….(?)

I’m sittin’ here on my porch, blogging away on my laptop, sipping a glass of wine. My boys are playing in the front yard, my daughter is sitting next to me eating dinner. Early tonight I rode my cute little bike to the bank and back. I have new ink, tickets to two great shows coming up, a cute little house in an amazing neighborhood with cable and cute bedding and lots of candles. I just school shopped for the kiddos and they all have cute first day of school outfits and all the supplies on the list the school…

3 weeks, car-free

Well, it’s been about 3 weeks since I sold the car. I’ve discovered a few surprising things. 1) My progressive tree-hugging liberal friends are the most judgey of my choice. Who woulda thought! 2) The vast majority of my driving was not necessary and was, in fact, mostly just me being lazy or doing things because I could. 3) I do NOT need to go to Target three times a week. 4) I really actually hardly leave a five block radius of my house! 5) Being car-less has made me a little bit more tree-huggy. Walking to the grocery story…

Naughty Or Nice List?

Ello! I was bored so I decided to Google a Naughty or Nice List test for shits and giggles! The answers are between stars (*) followed by some stupid shit I would say- ha ha! What did you get in your stocking last year? Candy I have no idea. Who cares about the stocking? Some really nice gifts *If someone wants to “get in my stockings”, they’ve just gotta buy me dinner first.*(I’m clearly kidding….I don’t even own a stocking wahhhhh :'( Have you ever sneaked a peek at your Christmas presents? No! That’s naughty! And it ruins the surprise. *When…

Goodbye Ice World

I am writing this blog as my last words. For tonight, I may freeze to death in my sleep. I live in Toronto folks, the pretty city covered in ice, and no FUCKING POWER!!!! I’M GOING TO TURN INTO A FUCKING POPSICLE! I’M SICKER THEN A DOG! MY SNOT IS FROZEN, PREVENTING ME FROM BREATHING! THIS IS THE MOST SLOW AND PAINFUL WAY TO DIE! ICEAGE ALL OVER AGAIN! THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! FUCK YOU ROB FORD! CALL A STATE OF EMERGENCY ALREADY! OR BEFORE I DIE, I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU! AHHHHHH Now I’m crying because I…

If I Could Go Back

Good afternoon all! It has been awhile since I posted anything but, I’ve been super busy sorting things out and trying to take care of myself! I have been practicing guitar still! Cover video soon I promise! To be honest with you, this is not why I am here. I am here to reflect and share a large personal part of my past with you. Why? Not that it matters or anything. I’m not looking to get anything out of this post. It’s just something I feel I would like to share and write about. Let me start by explaining…

Practice Preview Prt 3

So, I have been practicing off and on since my forearms and back have been killing me! SAD FACE! 🙁 It’s rusty, but none the less coming along. I’m starting to strum more like a human being, less like animal? I’m sorry for the “shit” I throw in there, I sometimes get frustrated :P. I decided to post the video without editing out the screw-ups. DON’T JUDGE ME! Okay… you can judge me. I’m still learning to sing, that will probably take alot longer then learning to play the guitar *sigh* I sound like a bloodhound at the moment. WELL!…

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words

First off, yes this is a picture of me. Photo Credit goes to my best friend Melissa C! This photo was taken in 2010 for my friends practice and portfolio. A basic photo-shoot, that’s all. Yesterday, I had changed my Facebook profile picture to this shot. Why? I simply liked it. It expresses the way I feel lately. Dark, down, hopeless, scared. When I look at this photo, I see art. I see a photo that was taken professionally for my friends experience. What do you see? I want honesty because I am angry, completely livid. My boyfriend today decided…

Random Song Cover

I know! I know! I fell off the face of the earth right?! I’m still alive! YAY? Anywho! I’m still working on my singing! It’s NOT coming along as fast as I wanted it too. Who knew it would be so hard to turn a bulldog into a canary? So as a random post, I was taught a fairly simple song from Hootie and the Blowfish- Let her Cry. I really like this song so I made a short video of me butchering it. SORRY! But hey, gotta start somewhere! Post soon to come! For now, strumming along.

Second Year Anniversary

Happy second year Anniversary to my boyfriend Matthew! Two years already and you haven’t killed me? You deserve a cookie! Your still alive too so, consider yourself lucky. I love you even though you piss me the fuck off 99.7% of the time. Okay, I’m no cake-walk myself. Kudos to the both of us for making it another year! Love your ever so frustrating, annoying, obnoxious, complicated?, “can’t believe I haven’t strangled her yet”, girlfriend