A Trip for a Mission

I haven’t posted for quite a while. I literally have been a chicken without a head for the past two months. So what’s the deal? I’m going away for a month to Europe. Right? Shouldn’t I be ecstatic? …Maybe if I was considered “normal people.” To be completely honest, I have been DREADING the whole thing! I leave Monday! My flight is at 9 pm! and I have absolutely no FREAKING idea what I’m doing. The plane tickets and accommodations have been booked for over a month now if not more. Pretty sure I have changed my mind weekly if…

Hi, I’m Not Dead

So it has been exactly a month since I have returned from my trip to Europe. Am I late or what?! Late is better then never so here it goes.. On June I departed at 9 pm on my self defining journey. Did I define anything? Not a chance. Did you expect anything more from constantly confused and emotional dame like myself? I did however, make a few changes to my already complicated and beyond confusing life. Let me start off by saying zero F**k’s were given the day I left. Yup, the plane ride- didn’t care. I slept through…

March?

Uh…Where the hell did March go? I swear a week ago it was February and we are already in the second last week! Did I slip into a comma of some sort? Being older blows! Time flies way too fast with age. Anyway, March is one of my favourite months! The gorgeous colours, the comfortable crisp weather, all the festivals and shows that come to Toronto, and of course Halloween! This month has been pretty eventful I must say. Maybe that’s why it ended so fast. I went apple picking the day after Thanksgiving. I made apple sauce for DAYS!…

But I Gotta Have It!

So the other day I was talking to my mom and she decided to poke fun at me about all my crazy “obsessions” growing up. Some of them I thought were pretty fun, others, just weird. Anyway’s! So I decided to make a post about all the things I was apparently “obsessed” with and HAD to have! These are in no particular order at all. Tamagotchi’s I was a major die hard junkie for these things! I remember having like 12 at one point all at the same time! If you don’t know what a Tamagotchi is, well then you…

What Is She up To Now?!

Oh hey! Yes it’s true! I still roam the earth. Since 2015 started it has been needless to say INSANE! I barely find time to pee any more. No seriously. Anyway! I’m not going to even bother trying to backtrack… It would take a century. Okay! So what is it this time?… IT’ S A 14 DAY SMOOTHIE PLAN! WOOO HOOOO!!! *party cracker sound* No? YAH! That’s right! I’m going to share with you my 14 day smoothie diet/detox plan that I will torture myself with! Why? Why on earth would you do that? Well, let me be frank. I…

14 Day Smoothie Detox- Day 14 (Last Day) & Review

Berry Good smoothie (Breakfast/lunch) 2 cups of strawberries 1 cup of rice milk 1 cup blueberries and raspberries 1/2 cup probiotic yogurt Scoop of protien powder 1 Tbs of hemp seeds Verdict – very berry indeed . It kept me full all day which was good. An okay last day breakfast smoothie. Liver cleanser smoothie (Dinner) 1/4 cup of parsley 2 handfuls of kale 1/2 cucumber 1 small beet 1 apple 1 lemon 1 chunk of ginger 1/3 cup water Verdict – do you know what after vomit tastes like? You know, the after taste AFTER you vomit. That is…

But, do you Nominate?

First thing’s first…What award logo? lol Okay Paul, you win. I will accept one of your nominations lol. Although, I don’t really know what I’m doing since I’ve never done one of these things before… Actually, I avoid these things like the plague. With that being said, I’ve been nominated for the … for the… Hey Paul! Is it the “Real Neat Blog award”? So confused lol. Okay, lets take a shot at this, it feels right. I’ve been nominated for the Real Neat Blog award by Paul Captains Speech, one of my more loyal followers who oddly thinks I’m…

Growing Up Millennial

As a person born in the 90s, I am classified as a millennial, which means I am everything that is wrong with the world today. I stare at a screen instead of talking to people. I expect everything handed to me. I am lazy. I binge watch television shows. I overuse the word “binge”. I expect a trophy when I fail. I take selfies everywhere. I am narcissistic. I am entitled. I don’t read the newspaper. I spend too much time on “The Twitter.” Or at least that’s how I’m categorized. As if I’m a book and my date of…

The Power of Touch

I wanted to share the most beautiful thing that I able to witness and be apart of today. I was blessed with my first experience of treating an autistic young woman today in a couples massage with her mother. She had been treated at the clinic before and I was informed she doesn’t stay still and it would be impossible to communicate with her. I have never treated anyone with autism before so I was a little nervous. She wasn’t high functioning so I could not speak to her directly, I had to speak with her mother who was also…