Second Year Anniversary

Happy second year Anniversary to my boyfriend Matthew! Two years already and you haven’t killed me? You deserve a cookie! Your still alive too so, consider yourself lucky. I love you even though you piss me the fuck off 99.7% of the time. Okay, I’m no cake-walk myself. Kudos to the both of us for making it another year! Love your ever so frustrating, annoying, obnoxious, complicated?, “can’t believe I haven’t strangled her yet”, girlfriend

Math

Definition of Math: The study of the measurement, properties, and relationships of quantities and sets, using numbers and symbols. My Definition of math: migraine, headache, anxiety, nightmares. I HATE math. I actually stopped at BEDMAS in High school! So guess what I’ve been doing lately that’s had me so tied up? Well, I believe I mentioned a few posts ago that I was “trying” something new. So I’ve been studying Real Estate. Yep, I hate math, but, enrolled in Real Estate. How the hell does that make any sense!?! 90% of the first course is purely based on MATH! It’s…

Romantic

Are you a romantic? Hell, I know I’m not. But, I do have a part of me that would like to embrace that mushy side. Somewhere deep, deep, down. I guess it’s whatever you consider romantic right? I was scolded today by one of my girlfriends on how I’m not “romantic” enough. What the freaking hell does that even mean?!? Not romantic enough? Pfft. What list or guide is there that specifies there being enough romantic or not? I’m plenty romantic! So I don’t like flowers or love letters, or poetry, or fancy candle light dinners. Does that make me…

Large Fruit

So, keeping busy for the past few days. Studying away for my Real Estate exam that I’m pretty sure I’m going to FAIL! Since I left the class we have all been keeping each other posted via email if we’ve passed the exam. Everyday that I check my email I get another update on another classmate that has successfully passed the exam. Yippee! ….I guess when they don’t hear from me it’s safe to say I failed right? Well on top of all this “excitement”, I recently found out on Monday that I have an Ovarian cyst. Excellent! Just what…

Just For Fun

Yes, you read right! I’m bored and thought this would be something fun to do to pass time. Well here it goes…100 things. 1) I obviously have nothing better to do since I’m doing this. 2) I love reading and writing. 3) I really enjoy drawing and being creative/artistic. 4) I also love music and anything to do with it. Playing, listening, etc. 5) I am really good with my hands. 6) Numbers 3 and 4 are examples of 5. 7) I massage people for a living. Professionally.. I’m Registered. (also refers to number 5) 8) I’m really afraid of…

Noticeable Trend

I have my G exam tomorrow. Do you know how scary it is to take any of your driving tests in Toronto? It is soooo scary that everyone I know, does it out of the city, mainly up north. Not me. I did my G2 here, and now it’s time for my G. Only thing is…. I CAN’T PARALLEL PARK OR REVERSE PARK TO SAVE MY LIFE! Why?!? Because I never used these things! I don’t drive downtown and I always make sure I have a pull through parking spot! If I don’t at first, I drive around in circles…

Male and Female “Friendships”

The ultimate statement here is; “Men and women CAN NOT be just “friends”…. Well…why the hell not?! Why is it so difficult to carry out a healthy friendship between a male and female without ulterior motives? Does someone in the friendship always end up falling for the other participant? Were the opposite sex ONLY meant to connect in coitus to reproduce? I hate the idea of this. Why can’t two people just be considered really good friends? I understand the whole, “people in relationships should be friends first before they date” bit. And before you start with the “friend-zone” lets…

A Trip for a Mission

I haven’t posted for quite a while. I literally have been a chicken without a head for the past two months. So what’s the deal? I’m going away for a month to Europe. Right? Shouldn’t I be ecstatic? …Maybe if I was considered “normal people.” To be completely honest, I have been DREADING the whole thing! I leave Monday! My flight is at 9 pm! and I have absolutely no FREAKING idea what I’m doing. The plane tickets and accommodations have been booked for over a month now if not more. Pretty sure I have changed my mind weekly if…

Hi, I’m Not Dead

So it has been exactly a month since I have returned from my trip to Europe. Am I late or what?! Late is better then never so here it goes.. On June I departed at 9 pm on my self defining journey. Did I define anything? Not a chance. Did you expect anything more from constantly confused and emotional dame like myself? I did however, make a few changes to my already complicated and beyond confusing life. Let me start off by saying zero F**k’s were given the day I left. Yup, the plane ride- didn’t care. I slept through…

March?

Uh…Where the hell did March go? I swear a week ago it was February and we are already in the second last week! Did I slip into a comma of some sort? Being older blows! Time flies way too fast with age. Anyway, March is one of my favourite months! The gorgeous colours, the comfortable crisp weather, all the festivals and shows that come to Toronto, and of course Halloween! This month has been pretty eventful I must say. Maybe that’s why it ended so fast. I went apple picking the day after Thanksgiving. I made apple sauce for DAYS!…